For the record

Fuck the Red Sox. You dickwads have been phoning it in since '04. Get over yourselves and win a division once in a while.

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I didn't mean that! Papi, you're so loveable! And you played well, I admit. First Sox player since Jimmie Foxx to hit 50 - not shabby. But as for you...




...you're dead to me, boy. More dead than you're dead mother.

Here comes the Phillies bandwagon! Wait for me!